Saturday, August 14, 2010

Oversuspicious... am I?

I returned from office and reached home... It was late night as usual, and only that morning my parents have left for home town. I had to open the locks and enter the house. It was expectedly dark and quiet inside. I flipped the switch ON and lit the house. I surveyed the house.

The clock was ticking - and showing 12.45 correctly. The TV had gone silent and its remote lay on the floor exactly where I left it. The showcase dog was back in its place inside the glass door. The Fan had stopped to still. The flower vase had jumped back to its place. Everything were exactly where and how I left them in the morning. The towel remained on the floor - not sure if I left it there, so no way to tell about that.

Err... I made a mistake. I banged the lock a bit loud on the door when I was trying to open it - that they all knew I am home. That is why they were all able to get back to their positions before I could notice. Who knows how they were minutes before?

Tomorrow, I would come a bit early... And enter as silent as a cat.... And...!

Wednesday, July 21, 2010

சுஜாதா வின் "ஸ்ரீரங்கத்து தேவதைகள்" படிக்க வெகு நாட்களாக நினைத்திருந்தேன், அவரது எழுத்துக்காக அல்ல. அவரது அறிவியல் கட்டுரைகளின் தொகுப்பை ஒரு முறை படித்து விட்டு கோபம் தான் வந்தது. ஏதோ தனக்கு தெரிந்த விஷயங்களை சொல்ல ஆரம்பித்து, ரயிலுக்கு நேரமாகி விட்ட மாறி மிக அவசரமாக சொல்ல எத்தனித்து கடைசியில், எனக்கு ஒன்றும் விளங்கவில்லை - புரியவில்லை என்ற எரிச்சல் தான் மிச்சமானது. Your speed of thought needs to be much faster.

ஆனால் "ஸ்ரீரங்கத்து தேவதைகள்" ஓரிரு கதைகளை படித்துள்ளேன். அது இறந்த கால ஸ்ரீரங்கம் , பிராமன பேச்சு, வாழ்க்கை எல்லாவற்றையும் சேர்த்து ஒரு வித Nostalgia வை கிளறிவிடுகிறது. எனது சொந்த ஊருக்கு பக்கம் என்பதால் இன்னும் சுவாரஸ்யம் கூடுகிறது. கதைகளிலும் சுஜாதாவின் அதே அவசரம் இருக்கறது. இருப்பினும் அது கதையை விறுவிறுப்பாக்கி விடுகிறது. கதையில் அவர் வேகத்துக்கு ஈடு குடுத்து புரிந்துகொள்ள முடியாவிட்டாலும், கதையை கற்பனை செய்து கொள்ள முடிகிறது. மேலும் அந்த வேகத்தில் செல்லும் பொது, சிறு திருப்பங்களும் பெரிய சுவாரிசயமாக அமைந்து விடுகிறது. எல்லாவற்றுக்கும் மேலாக, கோயில் புளியோதரைக்கு இருக்கும் தனி சுவை போல கதைகள் எங்கும் அள்ளி தெளித்த பிராமன வாசம் வீசுவது - உங்களுக்கு கோயில் புளியோதரை பிடிக்கும் என்றால் ஸ்ரீரங்கத்து தேவதைகளும் பிடிக்கும்.

சமீபத்தில் "ஸ்ரீரங்கத்து கதைகள்" என்று ஒரு தொகுப்பு சிக்கியது (விகடனின் பதிப்பு அல்ல ) - அதை படிக்க ஆரம்பித்த பொழுது தான் சுஜாதாவின் விசிறி ஆகலாமா என்று யோசித்து கொண்டிருக்கிறேன். "வி.ஜி.ஆர்" என்று ஒரு கதை. ஓய்வுபெற்ற கணக்கு வாத்தியாரின் கடைசி கால நிகழ்வுகள் - வெறும் நரை கூடி கிழ பருவமெய்தி இன்னல் பட்டு இறக்கும் கதைக்குள் ஒரு மெல்லிய ஹாஸ்யம்:

கண் பார்வை சற்று மந்தம், காது ரொம்ப டப்பாசு. ஏதாவது நிழலாடிற்று என்றால் "யார்ராது ?" என்பார்.

"வேம்பு மாமா".

"யாரு?"

"வேம்பு மாமா." இது உரக்க.

"எச்சுமி புள்ளையா?"

"ஆமாம் மாமா."

"உங்கப்பா சவுக்கியமா இருக்கனா ?"

"அப்பா போன கார்த்திகை மாசம் பரமபதிசுட்டார் மாமா."

"ஏதோ சவுக்கியமா இருந்தா சரி. உங்கப்பா இருக்கானே கணக்கில் ரொம்ப மக்கு. போய்ச் சொல்லு அவன்கிட்ட வி.ஜி.ஆர். சொன்னார்னு. ஆஸ்தியரம் ஒண்டி தான் தெரியும், ஆல்ஜிப்ரான்னா பேதி போறது. ரேயல்வேலதானே பொன்மலைலதானே எட்கிளார்க்கா இருக்கான்?"

"அப்பா போய்ட்டார் மாமா போன கார்த்திக்கு. வருஷாப்திகம் கூட வர போறது. "

"ஏதோ நல்லபடியா இருந்தா சரி. விசாரிச்சதா சொல்லு. என்ன? "

"செவிட்டு எழவே. நீயே போய் விசாரிசுக்கயேன் " என்று வேம்பு முனுமுனுத்துகொன்டே விலகுவான்.
முழு புத்தகத்தையும் பிறகு ஸ்ரீரங்கத்து தேவதைகளையும் தேடி படிக்க ஆவல். ஆனால் .NET புத்தகங்களுக்கு முதலுரிமை குடுக்கும் கட்டாயம். 

Saturday, July 17, 2010

An English Lesson from my school memories...

If you are to pull out one from the bunch of your school lessons(teachings) that is still lingering in the memory fresh - I am sure there would be at least one from English. I have always loved my English books and when the school reopened, and the new books were distributed, the smell of the new Gulmohar (English text books publishers) was something I always looked forward to and quickly flipped through the pages to see how many stories they got - and would start reading myself not having patience for the teachers to teach.

Unsurprisingly, the lessons I took in school that I can remember now - most of them were from English than Tamil, Science or history - "Emily and the Detectives", "David and Goliath", "All about a dog", "Rip van winkle", "Birds' Migration" and even the poems - "Daffodils"(Wordsworth), "Night & Death", "Paradise lost"(Milton), "Stopping by Woods on a Snowy Evening"(Frost), and also the one which I dont remember the title but about children forced to work in factories during industrial revolution.

Recently I recollected a lesson, a story titled "==I edited the title here to keep you guessing what the story is about==" - a touching story, some of those lines invaded strongly into my memory and remember it till date. Without giving much hype, here is it for you, courtesy Google.


I started for school very late that morning and was in great dread of a scolding, especially because M. Hamel had said that he would question us on participles, and I did not know the first word about them. For a moment I thought of running away and spending the day out of doors. It was so warm, so bright! The birds were chirping at the edge of the woods; and in the open field back of the sawmill the Prussian soldiers were drilling. It was all much more tempting than the rule for participles, but I had the strength to resist, and hurried off to school.

When I passed the town hall there was a crowd in front of the bulletin-board. For the last two years all our bad news had come from there—the lost battles, the draft, the orders of the commanding officer—and I thought to myself, without stopping:
“What can be the matter now?”

Then, as I hurried by as fast as I could go, the blacksmith, Wachter, who was there, with his apprentice, reading the bulletin, called after me:
“Don’t go so fast, bub; you’ll get to your school in plenty of time!”

I thought he was making fun of me, and reached M. Hamel’s little garden all out of breath.

Usually, when school began, there was a great bustle, which could be heard out in the street, the opening and closing of desks, lessons repeated in unison, very loud, with our hands over our ears to understand better, and the teacher’s great ruler rapping on the table. But now it was all so still! I had counted on the commotion to get to my desk without being seen; but, of course, that day everything had to be as quiet as Sunday morning. Through the window I saw my classmates, already in their places, and M. Hamel walking up and down with his terrible iron ruler under his arm. I had to open the door and go in before everybody. You can imagine how I blushed and how frightened I was.

But nothing happened. M. Hamel saw me and said very kindly:
“Go to your place quickly, little Franz. We were beginning without you.”

I jumped over the bench and sat down at my desk. Not till then, when I had got a little over my fright, did I see that our teacher had on his beautiful green coat, his frilled shirt, and the little black silk cap, all embroidered, that he never wore except on inspection and prize days. Besides, the whole school seemed so strange and solemn. But the thing that surprised me most was to see, on the back benches that were always empty, the village people sitting quietly like ourselves; old Hauser, with his three-cornered hat, the former mayor, the former postmaster, and several others besides. Everybody looked sad; and Hauser had brought an old primer, thumbed at the edges, and he held it open on his knees with his great spectacles lying across the pages.

While I was wondering about it all, M. Hamel mounted his chair, and, in the same grave and gentle tone which he had used to me, said:
“My children, this is the last lesson I shall give you. The order has come from Berlin to teach only German in the schools of Alsace and Lorraine. The new master comes to-morrow. This is your last French lesson. I want you to be very attentive.”

What a thunderclap these words were to me!
Oh, the wretches; that was what they had put up at the town-hall!

My last French lesson! Why, I hardly knew how to write! I should never learn any more! I must stop there, then! Oh, how sorry I was for not learning my lessons, for seeking birds’ eggs, or going sliding on the Saar! My books, that had seemed such a nuisance a while ago, so heavy to carry, my grammar, and my history of the saints, were old friends now that I couldn’t give up. And M. Hamel, too; the idea that he was going away, that I should never see him again, made me forget all about his ruler and how cranky he was.

Poor man! It was in honor of this last lesson that he had put on his fine Sunday clothes, and now I understood why the old men of the village were sitting there in the back of the room. It was because they were sorry, too, that they had not gone to school more. It was their way of thanking our master for his forty years of faithful service and of showing their respect for the country that was theirs no more.
While I was thinking of all this, I heard my name called. It was my turn to recite. What would I not have given to be able to say that dreadful rule for the participle all through, very loud and clear, and without one mistake? But I got mixed up on the first words and stood there, holding on to my desk, my heart beating, and not daring to look up. I heard M. Hamel say to me:

“I won’t scold you, little Franz; you must feel bad enough. See how it is! Every day we have said to ourselves: ‘Bah! I’ve plenty of time. I’ll learn it to-morrow.’ And now you see where we’ve come out. Ah, that’s the great trouble with Alsace; she puts off learning till to-morrow. Now those fellows out there will have the right to say to you: ‘How is it; you pretend to be Frenchmen, and yet you can neither speak nor write your own language?’ But you are not the worst, poor little Franz. We’ve all a great deal to reproach ourselves with.

“Your parents were not anxious enough to have you learn. They preferred to put you to work on a farm or at the mills, so as to have a little more money. And I? I’ve been to blame also. Have I not often sent you to water my flowers instead of learning your lessons? And when I wanted to go fishing, did I not just give you a holiday?”

Then, from one thing to another, M. Hamel went on to talk of the French language, saying that it was the most beautiful language in the world—the clearest, the most logical; that we must guard it among us and never forget it, because when a people are enslaved, as long as they hold fast to their language it is as if they had the key to their prison. Then he opened a grammar and read us our lesson. I was amazed to see how well I understood it. All he said seemed so easy, so easy! I think, too, that I had never listened so carefully, and that he had never explained everything with so much patience. It seemed almost as if the poor man wanted to give us all he knew before going away, and to put it all into our heads at one stroke.

After the grammar, we had a lesson in writing. That day M. Hamel had new copies for us, written in a beautiful round hand: France, Alsace, France, Alsace. They looked like little flags floating everywhere in the school-room, hung from the rod at the top of our desks. You ought to have seen how every one set to work, and how quiet it was! The only sound was the scratching of the pens over the paper. Once some beetles flew in; but nobody paid any attention to them, not even the littlest ones, who worked right on tracing their fish-hooks, as if that was French, too. On the roof the pigeons cooed very low, and I thought to myself:
“Will they make them sing in German, even the pigeons?”

Whenever I looked up from my writing I saw M. Hamel sitting motionless in his chair and gazing first at one thing, then at another, as if he wanted to fix in his mind just how everything looked in that little school-room. Fancy! For forty years he had been there in the same place, with his garden outside the window and his class in front of him, just like that. Only the desks and benches had been worn smooth; the walnut-trees in the garden were taller, and the hopvine that he had planted himself twined about the windows to the roof. How it must have broken his heart to leave it all, poor man; to hear his sister moving about in the room above, packing their trunks! For they must leave the country next day.

But he had the courage to hear every lesson to the very last. After the writing, we had a lesson in history, and then the babies chanted their ba, be bi, bo, bu. Down there at the back of the room old Hauser had put on his spectacles and, holding his primer in both hands, spelled the letters with them. You could see that he, too, was crying; his voice trembled with emotion, and it was so funny to hear him that we all wanted to laugh and cry. Ah, how well I remember it, that last lesson!
All at once the church-clock struck twelve. Then the Angelus. At the same moment the trumpets of the Prussians, returning from drill, sounded under our windows. M. Hamel stood up, very pale, in his chair. I never saw him look so tall.
“My friends,” said he, “I—I—” But something choked him. He could not go on.
Then he turned to the blackboard, took a piece of chalk, and, bearing on with all his might, he wrote as large as he could:
“Vive La France!”

Then he stopped and leaned his head against the wall, and, without a word, he made a gesture to us with his hand:
“School is dismissed—you may go.”

"The Last Lesson" by Alphonse Daudet


Not sure why I felt so moved to such a simple story line. I thought may be I shoud google to see if it is available somewhere in internet - to read it again. And , Good Lord - when I just searched "Last lesson" - the very first link got me the story and glad that is so famous and easily available. And felt like sharing this.


Note to self and my classmates(Vivekanada MHSS, Karur - 639 004) if they ever get to see this : This one, Taught by the English Teacher Mr. Anbazhagan - who had a scar in his face and had a strong tamil medium accent. He didnt do justice to the story as he read out the story line by line without any emotion. No wonder if none of my classmates remember this story today, as I luckily had read the story even before he taught.

Tuesday, June 01, 2010

Today...

It's been a while I blogged, and I was telling myself towards end of the day that I should do it today, and when I flipped on the tv, to Star sports on Channel 81 - I was like - wow, Federer's on and wait a minute - is this true - Fed is down 1 sets to 2 - and who is it against him? The upset king of last year Robin Soderling trying to repeat this time to Roger. And when the play resumed after a small drizzle - I can see why. Fed was at his pathetic best hitting balls into the net as if he was playing some practise match and not wanting to trouble the net boys a lot - "It is raining, you know, poor ball boys having to stay wet all the time, you know - lets go home soon". The play begun @ 3-3 Roger serving and he led himself to save 3 break points and hang on - while Soderling just eased in his. And @ 4-4 again Roger struggled to 15-40. I was expecting some winner like against Haas in Wimb '09 for a dramatic turnaround - but he erred again to seal his own fate.

I am just waiting for Roger to come down address the press as whats wrong with him today - because only he knows what he was doing out there. But its all my fault. May be I should have decided to write this yesterday - Roger's fan.
(French 2010, QF 3-6 6-3 7-5 7-5)

Saturday, February 27, 2010

200*...

Ever since I was mature enough to understand Cricket, I have been a fan of Him. And I sorely missed the greatest moment that He has ever produced live on tv - yet another day and reason when I hated my job. I did watch the highlights - and I should have wrote my own words on how I felt : but here is an excerpt from Cricinfo(My fav website) which I loved and amazed at:

"Sachin Tendulkar’s record-breaking didn’t stop on the field on February 24. He shattered many on Cricinfo. We recorded 45 million page views that day, and our highest number of unique users in India and the United States. The match report for the Gwalior ODI became Cricinfo's single most read piece of content.

It has always been so. If evidence was ever needed to confirm Tendulkar’s status as the world’s most-adored cricketer, it can be found in our logs. Month after month, year after year, he remains the most-searched cricketer on Cricinfo; by a huge margin, his profile page is the most visited player page on the site; and in any given month, headlines (often more than one) featuring his name are among the top 10 on the site.

Among other things, he also broke a couple of our servers that day.

Trust me, we make serious contingency plans for peak moments, and certainly we have never underestimated your love for Tendulkar. But obviously, there is no accounting for it. As he stood a couple of runs away from making history, so many of you logged in together that our servers blinked. It was a desperate few minutes, but in a sense, it was also a moment of vindication of your faith in us. Many of you got on Twitter to vent your frustration, and there was one post that stood out: “You know you are large when you crash Cricinfo.”

We hope to be ready for the next peak. We have just ordered some Tendulkar servers."

Almost every body in the media wrote/spoke about the record, but being a techie, I loved this piece where he smashed servers with his game - after all anything is possible if you are God. And here is a comment from a reader for this article- "I honestly believe this is the best Sachin tribute yet :)" - I can not agree with him more.